What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What animal should you never play poker with?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did he change his bike's tires?