What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?