What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?