What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How can you make 7 even?

Why was the horse so happy?