What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What utensil does water use to eat?
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