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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do polar bears vote?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?