Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What day is your mom always right?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?