What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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