Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was the dog overweight?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?