What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?