Why did the person sit on the clock?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a silly hill?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do automobiles fly?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?