Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How was the wedding?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?