Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why are trees so good at interior design?