What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of ant is good at math?
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