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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

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What fish only swims at night?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

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What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Which dog belongs in a band?

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