What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
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What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
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Why is a doctor always calm?
What is sand's favorite movie?
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call an old snowman?
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