Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?