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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

It's Crowded!

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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

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Why do vampires always look sick?