Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the stair machines call each other?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
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