Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?