Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which cats have the best manners?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why do football players make great fishermen?