Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a silly hill?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which hot drink loves golf?