What job did the corn on the cob get?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How can you farm during the winter?