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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do little fish love to play with?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do you cut the ocean in two?