How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How did the toad die?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?