What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?