Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?