What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?