Why was the fish so smart?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

It's Crowded!

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which insect makes the best father?