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Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

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