What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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