What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?