What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?