Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?