Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What bee is good for your health?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?