What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?