When should baseball players wear armor?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What is the best day to go to the beach?