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Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which animal loves to have a good time?