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What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do automobiles fly?

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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?