What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What nationality are most fish?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?