Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

How can you farm during the winter?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the barber win the race?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's the most masculine animal?

Can February March?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?