Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do goats and moms have in common?
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