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Where did the chemist have his lunch?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which insect makes the best father?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?