What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a small mom?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?