What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?