Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?