What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Do you know the name Pavlov?