Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What bird is always sad?