Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?