What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?