What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?