Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?