What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?