What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?