My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which fly makes films?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
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