What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?