How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?