How do you make a cow float?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a sad latte?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the student always get straight A's?