What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How was the wedding?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?