What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How do frogs get to work?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?