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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are computers so good at golf?

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What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?