What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which relative loves rice?