What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where do kittens go to school?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?