What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?