Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
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