Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the dog overweight?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do bees say in the summer?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?