How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a pirate's favorite color?