What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?