Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?