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What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why are English teachers so smart?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call the successful dog detective?