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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

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Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?