What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What animal could Noah not trust?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Where would you find an elephant?