What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which state has the best streets?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a snowman's dog?