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What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why do cats love to work?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why don't fish play basketball?