Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Where do birds go to drink?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

How do eggs end a TV show?