Why did electricity win the race?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?