Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is the quickest button on a radio?