What table can you never sit at?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do cats always get what they want?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?