How do amoebas make calls?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Where do cows go for lunch?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?