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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

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What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?