Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a dog in space?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?