What do you call George Washington's birthday?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

How do scientists grow fruit?