Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which fly makes films?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How much money does a skunk have?

What kind of car do eggs drive?