How do you wash a lamb?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?