Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?