Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?