How do fireflies start a race?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?