Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?