Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What day do hands always go to church?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?