How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?