Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What math figure is also in the band?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?