How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a short cow?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

The museum curator needed a break.

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?