Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How do bees get to school?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?