Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the salad say to its dad?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How do automobiles fly?