What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What makes a glow worm glow?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.