What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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