How much does freedom weigh?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Can February March?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?