What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?