Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How can you make 7 even?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do horses say to greet each other?