What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do kittens go to school?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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