What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

How did the mermaid call her friends?