What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
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