What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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