What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is the smallest lion?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you make antifreeze?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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