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What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?