What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

How does a cow do math?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

When should baseball players wear armor?