What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Where do horses reside?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?