Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?