Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a sad latte?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?