What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What condiment has wings?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?