What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why was the broom late for school?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Which animal loves to have a good time?