What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?