What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
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What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the echo get detention?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Families are like fudge.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
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