Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the professor write on the window?