What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why are trees so good at interior design?