What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the sick chicken say?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?