How are teens like cats?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?