What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did March say to the madness?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?