How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?