What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?