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What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the foal cough?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

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