Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why is a computer so smart?