What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the math book sad?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why is a doctor always calm?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's good for both poker and theater?