What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do jokesters study in college?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you say if you meet a toad?