Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?