Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?