Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do all the planets get along?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?