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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why do math teachers love hiking?