Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What fish sings the best?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?