Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?