What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How long do chickens work?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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