What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the friendliest national park?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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