Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?