What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
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What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
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