What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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