What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
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