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What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?