Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How do locomotives know where to go?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?