What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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