What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
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