What did the wolf say to the flea?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?