What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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