How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the bee sad?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
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