How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
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Why did the fish blush?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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