How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What sweet treat never panics?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
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