What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did one plate say to the other?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is the most adorable season?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?