Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

How does a cow do math?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

How do scientists grow fruit?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?