What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?