Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?