How is life like toilet paper?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

When do cows get tired?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?