Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?