Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is a table you can eat?