What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What day is your mom always right?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why was the horse so happy?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why is winter considered holy?