Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a tired tree?